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A British man was sent to prison for four years after being stopped by police while he was in the process of stealing a JCB telehandler. In his attempts to elude following police, the man veered wildly along narrow roads with no thought for other road users. He then drove the telehandler through a graveyard, smashing headstones and damaging graves in his escape bid. This proved fruitless however as a police helicopter had joined the pursuit and was able to direct police cars towards the speeding JCB. The ma
February 28, 2012 Read time: 2 mins
A British man was sent to prison for four years after being stopped by police while he was in the process of stealing a 255 JCB telehandler. In his attempts to elude following police, the man veered wildly along narrow roads with no thought for other road users. He then drove the telehandler through a graveyard, smashing headstones and damaging graves in his escape bid. This proved fruitless however as a police helicopter had joined the pursuit and was able to direct police cars towards the speeding JCB. The man was forced to stop by a flat tyre, which was caused by damage accrued during his destructive rampage through the graveyard. He had attempted to steal the telehandler to order for criminals. In court this, and a series of 16 other vehicle theft offences, were taken into account in his sentencing.

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